Paint Should Go in the Boot

So, here is a safety tip for the day….Paint goes in the boot!

The people in the blue car below had a 25-litre bucket of paint on the back seat.

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Another Post based on an email I’ve received (all credit to the creator).

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Michael McIntyre

I have just finished Michael McIntyre’s “Live and Laughing” autobiography. It was absolutely brilliant, really really funny and it reminded me of just how brilliant a comedian he is. So here is one of my favourite McIntyre stand-up clips – Herbs and Spices.


Clever Anagrams

So, here is another post from an email I received. This has got to be one of the cleverest emails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

The last one is definitely my favourite! Just as a general note, if you see I have linked to content you have created, let me know and I’ll give you full credit and link to your site.


Story with a Moral

Someone sent me this joke in an email – don’t know where it originates, but all rights belong to whoever they are.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: “
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.”

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. 
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. 
But then the teacher realised, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?”

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. 
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. 
She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all 
She had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t 
break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 enermy troops. 
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets. 
Killed four more with the knife, utill the blade broke, 
and then she killed the last of them with her bare hands.”

”Good Heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s been drinking.”


Find the man in the coffee beans

Ok, so another thing that was sent to me, it’s pretty neat.

This is bizarre — after you find the guy — it’s so obvious. Once you find him — it’s embarrassing, and you think, why didn’t I see him immediately?

Coffee Bean Man

Can you see him? click for larger view

What does it mean?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly! If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, then keep looking!

Ok, well that’s apparently a little bit of “true” science behind this – I am not so sure :/ And yes, the man is really there!!! Again, all credit to whoever came up with this.


You’ve Probably Heard These Before

Here are some jokes that were sent to me in an email, some crackers in there. I am not sure, but I think they are Tommy Cooper or Tim Vine – anyway all credit to the creator of the jokes! Some of these are my favourites and with the nature of this blog, I thought I’d post them.

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Testing Human Stupidity

Below are some labels from packaging that are – well, I’m sure you can decide for yourself…
(These were emailed to me, so I’m not sure who found these – but credit to them!)
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